Hardwood Smoked Ahi Tuna

We love smoked salmon in our household, so when we saw that Trader Joe's had a new product that was smoked ahi tuna, we knew we had to try it. The full product name was "sesame crusted hardwood smoked ahi tuna," and it was indeed crusted with lots of white and black sesame seeds. The ingredient list was pretty simple - just tuna, salt, sesame seeds, sesame oil, and hardwood smoke (but which hardwood? Curious minds want to know!).

The back of the package listed several suggestions for how to use the tuna - chopping it up for a salad, adding it to a rice bowl, making smoked tuna sushi, eating it with a bagel and cream cheese, or just eating it plain. Although smoked tuna sushi sounded like a great idea (haven't had sushi in forever), we decided to just pair it with some white rice, edamame, soy sauce, and sesame oil for a very simple bowl lunch. (I don't know if I would call it a poke bowl - haven't had one of those in a long time either - because there weren't really any other toppings, but I guess it could be a very barebones one.)

The tuna looked really good coming out of the package, but we didn't love it as much as we thought we would (especially considering all the internet raves). It tasted fishy, and the texture was a bit tougher to chew than we expected. Also, we knew it would be somewhat salty since it was smoked fish (and one package is 1210 mg of sodium), but it tasted really salty. Combined with plain edamame and rice, it did make for a nice, light, healthy lunch, and the other parts of the bowl did temper the salt and fishiness a little bit, but we probably wouldn't recommend eating it plain.

Buy again? Not for us. I wasn't a fan of the fishiness, and for both of us, it was just not as good an option as other products at TJ's. We prefer the smoked salmon that TJ's sells. Not 100% sure what the price comparison is between the two, since that's the one TJ's receipt from the past couple of months that we can't find, but the internet tells me it's $5.99 for the tuna (50 cents cheaper than the smoked wild sockeye for the same portion size). That's not a huge difference, so between the two, we'd pick the wild sockeye instead.

Almond Beverage Chocolate Bar

One thing we really like about Trader Joe's is that they keep coming out with more and more vegan and dairy-free products. This almond beverage chocolate bar ($2.99 for 2.5 oz) is one of those, substituting almond beverage (almond flour and water, basically almond milk but you can't say milk!) for the milk, great for people who are vegan or lactose-intolerant. The chocolate was creamy and tasted like a regular milk chocolate bar, which is good since that seemed to be what they were going for. We didn't really taste any almond flavor to it at all.

Buy again? Sure, if we were in the mood for a chocolate bar. I didn't eat that much of it, since I'm not a huge plain chocolate fan, but A thought it was a good substitute for milk chocolate if you wanted something without dairy.

Dutch Spicy Kaas

We haven't reviewed a Trader Joe's cheese here in a long time, but our most recent taste test was for the Dutch spicy kaas. We love Dutch cheese, so we were excited to try this one, especially since it said it was made with peppers, which sounded unique.

First thought was that the cheese was so pretty! It was speckled throughout with orange and green, which we thought was from the peppers. The flavor tasted a little bit spicy (only in parts and not really that much), but no real definitive flavor of bell peppers that we could find. Oddly, the ingredient list didn't list any peppers - just milk, salt (it was very salty), starter, rennet, "flavour," and coloring from beta carotene and spirulina. Are the peppers just part of the flavor catch-all? They weren't even the direct source of the coloring. Maybe it's just because we're cheese novices, but it was all very confusing.

This cheese was a combination of cow's milk and goat's milk cheese, but for a cheese containing goat milk, it was a lot harder than we thought it would be. The texture was kind of similar to a hard cheddar cheese. In the end, we thought it was fine, but nothing we'd go out of our way to try again. Especially since it was $15.99/lb (and only in big blocks, so ours was $9). Maybe our expectations were too high because the description was so intriguing. Glad we tried it, especially because it looked so interesting, but it was just okay.

M's rating: 7/10

A's rating: 6.5/10

Buy again? Probably not.